1 ª - Having a steady job for many years in a company of those calls SMEs (always more likely that managers are low-skilled and capable of cronyism)
2 ª - s see from the first day you're able to play any position you're offered, though I have no fucking idea. A good advice is to talk much and varied, not to give the caller the opportunity to put too stunned trick and let your big
verbiage. . " this guy is a crack .
3 ª - Ideally, there'd started as a commercial currando (offers plenty of time of shirking).
4 ª - Go slowly trying to climb ladders, all the same methods: stepping on a teammate, lying, and even if we are forced to share much of your free time with your boss (bingeing, cups, bars dubious reputation, etc).
5 th - When you have won the deserved promotion and whether you're a department head, find yourself a scapegoat, so if you are well prepared to carry out their / your work: To you I give him pats and the hosts.
6 ª - Talking on the phone constantly, so looks like you're busy on large projects.
7 ª - Get a big car company with all expenses paid, 365 days a year.
8 th-Double play: colleague has to go with your subordinates, constantly criticizing your boss .. you earn their trust, and colleague has to go with your boss, your subordinates constantly criticizing .. you earn your trust. (or that believe your). Ahh!, Also throw on the ground what they have done before you: "this was a disaster, nothing was good"
9 ª - Try always seem to dominate any topic related to your work, but for that you pass all fucking day by asking people who know more than you, but unless you win muchiiisimo, resolve your "shit" in silencio.Y in the case to be made public to blame others (DO NOT FORGET THIS LAST POINT )
10 th - (important) .. When something goes very well (even if others have done so) always, ALWAYS, you hang the medals.
Annex : Surely the long run (or rather of the short), with that kind of specimens like you, the company could fall apart. But in the meantime: ENJOY bastard!!
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